Tuesday, February 26, 2013
Sunday, February 24, 2013
5. Postpone goat sex until morning, as an overheated goat gives off excessive infra-red at night, enabling drones to see it.
8. Don't throw rocks at drones. You won't hit it and the rock might injure a jihadist.
11. At night, travel naked and in pairs. Grasp the jihadist in front of you so that the heat signature will be that of a camel.
17. Don't open the door for a "land shark." That is a drone.