To broaden the war on terrorism's scope,
WMD henceforth stands for What Moms Do.
Our Placebo, which art in our imaginations,
vapor be thy ware. Thy palliative come,
thy work be done, in the mental ward as it
is in slow-pay. Give us this day a double-blind
test and forgive us when we fudge the numbers.
For thine is the theory-puncturer, the deflator,
and low-cost alternative forever and ever, amen.