Voting is acting white

So all you black folks out there should be knocking it off.

C'est si boo

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A French girl in Dizy-le-Gros
married a full-fledged French ghost.
She said, "What's so neat's
he's tres bon in the sheets,
with wet spots much smaller than most."

Woman marries her dead fiancé

Man dies while raping elderly South Texas woman

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"Ack! What are you doing?"
"Shut up, old lady."
"Help, help!"
"Ugh, ung, grunt."
"Stop it!"
"Unnng, ugh .... "
[silence]
"Son of a bitch."

Don't crush that fly, hand me the necklace

US Secretary of State Hillary Rodham-Clinton is pictured here laughing at the aspirations of an impoverished Ethiopian group standing in line to redeem hand-captured tse-tse flies for lottery tickets to win a pearl necklace. As the natives realize Clinton has already got the necklace, Hillarity ensues. (Rooters)

Ignore Weiner, dig into Palin eMail? MSM melts down.

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When you git 'er all atwitter with a pic of midget digit,
then your smutty Tweetin's beatin' all the odds.
But if you're Sarah Palin, the press is always whalin'
for some gritty bits o' diamonds 'mongst the clods.