What's all the fuhrer about?

"No, you idiot.  I said an anti-fascist picture."

...and he was a lady go-dive-a

Her name, of course was Muff.

Polly Wolly Doodle?

"Get on my perch."  "Not without a cracker."

Rite of passage

"Little Tilly's a woman now."

Old Tymes

I'm not Buster Brown;
I don't live in a shoe.
But my old pet rooster
Cock-a-Doodle do.

Kafka was an optimist

Since "Master" is associated with slavery...

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The American Collegiate Association has announced
that beginning in 2014, the present day accreditation
"Masters Degree" will be known as Bachelor Number Two.