Have some food stamps

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We won't check your status --- have some food stamps.
We don't want you hungry in our town.
Come on up we're giving away freedom,
and pay no mind to border patroling clowns.

And I'm proud to be a native of the US,
although it's not the place it used to be.
I mostly keep the porch light turned on for you
while I drown in debt and race diversity.

Where does all the white go when the snow melts?

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Back to Michigan, thank god.

When the good guys are gunless

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"Hold it! Stop right there and drop your weapon!"
"And if I don't, what then, copper?"
"I'll slap you."
"My god, I think you would!"

Cathy Buckle, Take a Bow

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Zimbabwe calling to the faraway towns,
"Whitey's kicked out and his farmland is ours."
Zimbabwe calling to the underworld,
"Enjoy your bare cupboards and lives, boys and girls."

Tool time

Lizzie Borden, with an axe,
gave her father forty whacks.
Sister, seeing what was done,
saw the rest off, one by one.

Luxury commuting

"And for your dancing pleasure,
the Doppler Brothers and Rose."

Catch 'em when they're young

Someday her tea party won't use cups.