Saturday, May 31, 2008

Geraldine Ferraro Flips Out

Man, does Geraldine Ferraro ever play the 'they' card in her recent column. I had to keep revisiting up page to remind me of just who she is talking about. Like here...
Whom he chooses for his vice president makes no difference to them. That he is pro-choice means little. Learning more about his bio doesn't do it. They don't identify with someone who has gone to Columbia and Harvard Law School and is married to a Princeton-Harvard Law graduate. His experience with an educated single mother and being raised by middle class grandparents is not something they can empathize with. They may lack a formal higher education, but they're not stupid. What they're waiting for is assurance that an Obama administration won't leave them behind.
I had to go back to the previous, long paragraph that began with 'Reagan Democrats,' and even then I had to infer from a Riverdance of choreographed foot-stomping 'they's that she seemed to be talking about white people.  Then, in the penultimate para ---
What they're waiting for is assurance that an Obama administration won't leave them behind.
Again, the 'they' [okay, you can use "those people" but only on whites, you hear?] has drifted from its stereotypical moorings so far it scarcely resembles caucasians. Are South Carolina's white Democrats really fearful of being left behind? And if they are, what do they expect a black president to do for them?

Ferraro's indistinct stance is overcreamed coffee. I'll take my Geraldine black, please, in the form of Flip Wilson.

To her circle of lady friends on the occasion of Geraldine's having had her hair bleached blonde ---

"How do ya'll like my hair, Honey? You don't think it makes me look too Polish, do you?"

Friday, May 30, 2008

Stowing Senatorial Baggage


Steward : Should I put the bag in the overhead?
Assistant: No, wait until her Thorazine kicks in.

Obama/Hillary too much too soon?

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The lesson is: Only one 'ism' per ticket;
Don't burden the voters with such.
And what's come down as Enlightened Society?
A trillion bucks later... not much.

Thursday, May 29, 2008

Push 'em back, push 'em back, waaay back!

How do you like the new meme?

It' nicely counters the one that started in the late seventies when AT&T encouraged customers to "Reach out and touch someone," ie, run up that phone bill. Reaching out was the treacly substitute for "Hey, you."

And after you'd reached out what then? Well, the next meme in line: you shared.

BusinessSpeak of the eighties showed up in meetings that began not with "I have something to tell you," but with, "I have something to share with you."

Very soon, All I Really Need To Know I Learned In Kindergarten became a bestseller. The toddlerization of American was getting blatant. Who would save us?

The terrible twos, it turns out. We've been in pushback mode for about a year now, and it's leaking out of the media diaper. But I don't care. Pushback conjures "I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore." In the face of creeping dhimmitude, enough with reaching out and sharing ... the other kid has no intention of reciprocating.

What comes after pushback?

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

George W Bush -- Loyal or Naive?

George W Bush -- Loyal or Naive?

"It's hard to say, really..." -- Colin Powell
"I can't fault the man's loya..." -- Donald Rumsfeld
"Well, he's certainly not into nepotism." -- Harriet Myers
"When he's bought, he stays bought." -- Saudi Crown Prince Abdullah
"I admire his loyalty to Latinos." -- Attorney General Gonzales
"We do, too." -- Illegal immigrant hordes

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Heh


Think about it.

Stand up, stand up...dammit!

NEW YORK (AP) -ABC, CBS and NBC will air a simultaneous one-hour fundraiser for cancer research ["Stand up to cancer"] in prime-time on Sept. 5. The three network evening news anchors—Katie Couric, Charles Gibson and Brian Williams—were to announce the plans on the network morning news shows Wednesday, but word slipped out earlier.

*Stand up, stand up to cancer


Stand up, stand up to cancer,
You anchors Big Three, now
Pandering for ratings
Since Fox has cleaned your plow.

Divert from orphaned maladies
That need the funding more;
Stand up, stand up to cancer,
You fading di-no-saurs.


*To the tune of "Stand up for Jesus," the hymn written by Rev­er­end Dud­ley Tyng just before he perished in a tragic incident of mule-fondling.