Achoo

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"I sneezed a sneeze, a sneeze I snoze
and blew by tea ride up by doze."

In other news...

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In an unrelated matter, the Roman Catholic Vatican office responsible for ignoring the Graven Images Prohibition Commandment, Prego al Cemento, expressed outrage at the US Department of State's "living art" representation of Leonardo da Vinci's The Last Supper, which featured Hillary Clinton and Leon Panetta but without that annoying Christ.

Are you there yet?

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The onset of maturity ...
is it when you begin
preferring pie to cake?

Election 2012

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Occasionally, desperate times throw up a savior. These times just throw up.

Of William Ayers, Barack Obama, and the OccuTards

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The brazen sons of bitches
have no use for the Constitution
or the capitalism that makes
possible their generosity with OPM.

I wonder if my generation is the last to know freedom
or if this degeneracy began the moment the republic
was founded and we all die regretting
what we have passed on to our children.
Children, who if they knew, would slit
our throats while we sleep.

Artistic Life

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Born free,
as free as hard work blows,
as food stamp Doritos,
as Section 8 condos,
born free to live L'artiste.

Live free,
in underpass gray days,
with HIV gay ways,
off me and my paydays
live free, for Ars gratis artis.

The Banking Queen

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C-SPAN's on and the lights are low,
gettin' in some fellatio,
then he's bitin' that pillow case,
making his squinty little face
then squealing like a sow.
Ugh, let's go to the chorus now.

It's Barney the banking queen,
cross and mean,
he squints and preens
with a sweaty sheen, oh yeah.