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Revealed: al-Qaeda's 22 tips for dodging drones
5. Postpone goat sex until morning, as an overheated goat gives off excessive infra-red at night, enabling drones to see it.
8. Don't throw rocks at drones. You won't hit it and the rock might injure a jihadist.
11. At night, travel naked and in pairs. Grasp the jihadist in front of you so that the heat signature will be that of a camel.
17. Don't open the door for a "land shark." That is a drone.
On naming a frozen world "Vulcan"
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Mercury isn't liquid;
Neptune's not so wet;
Uranus isn't brown enough;
You take what you can get.
--- certainly not Dorothy Parker
Mercury isn't liquid;
Neptune's not so wet;
Uranus isn't brown enough;
You take what you can get.
--- certainly not Dorothy Parker
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