Sunday, May 29, 2011

Ancient Pastimes

On monster rocks I scratched a glyph,
"For good times -- Omar Sharif."
Down the dirt path from the Wal*Martep,
I drained my Wankare on the Giza steps,
When my thigh was stabbed in the flesh at a Khufu fight.
I cursed the night
And shouted out "Osiris!"

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Can has Rapshure?

"Saturday, after dark,
I think it was the last part of May.
People lifting, grifters grifting,
a real celebration,
giving stuff away.
And I've been waiting such a long time,
to get your PS3."

Saturday, May 14, 2011

Thursday, May 12, 2011

...while expecting a different outcome.

Spanning the arch above the entryway to Irrational Exuberance should be the granite banner reading, "This Time It's Different."

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

At the movie store

"I'd like to rent a subdued black movie, please."
"How about Shaft?"
"Shaft is subdued?"
"Well, it has a second banana, you know, a sub-dude."
"I keel you."