Saturday, June 15, 2013

NSA admits listening to U.S. phone calls without warrants


People can't you see, this ain't liberty?
There's a word for this: Can you say statist?
Every call you make, every text you take,
long as you're awake, they'll be watching you.

Thursday, June 13, 2013

Some elder berries

Waking up at 3 AM is great. Waking up at all is great!

 Now YOU have that new-car smell.

 You're back to being a kid, where everything is an adventure.

 It all makes sense now.

Wednesday, June 12, 2013

Why is naturopathy so expensive?

People don't appreciate how much water it takes, and thus the expense, to dilute something to the point that only the trace signal of the no-longer-present molecules remains. Or how many clients a chiropractor must go through before finding one willing to endure sexual assault and keep his/her mouth shut about it. It's a dog-barking-at-nothing world out there.

Saturday, June 8, 2013


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Tim Tebow has dwindling NFL support despite unnamed scouts lining up to point out his deficiencies as a passer