The Banking Queen

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C-SPAN's on and the lights are low,
gettin' in some fellatio,
then he's bitin' that pillow case,
making his squinty little face
then squealing like a sow.
Ugh, let's go to the chorus now.

It's Barney the banking queen,
cross and mean,
he squints and preens
with a sweaty sheen, oh yeah.