Saturday, February 5, 2011

How you do, die, do, die do.

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This study examines whether cause of death influences racial classification on death certificates.

1. Death from cocaine overdose = caucasian
2. Death from being mugged in E St Louis = ofay
3. Death from being hit upside the head in Newark = honkey
4. Death from being caught with pimp's best ho = DEAD honkey

1. Death from natural causes = Negro
2. Death from drug overdose = black
3. Death from drowning = stole more chain than he could swim with
4. Death from coming through windshield = breaking and entering.

Friday, February 4, 2011

Sarah Palin and daughter Bristol seek to trademark names

. Political trademark infringements we'd like to see:

Pelosi Miracle Skin Flattener and Eyeball Popper
Biden Biography Generator
Obama Ear Extensions
Harry Reid's Hairy Reeds
Sarah Palin's Leftist Assploder