Wednesday, April 18, 2012


"I sneezed a sneeze, a sneeze I snoze
and blew by tea ride up by doze."

In other news...

In an unrelated matter, the Roman Catholic Vatican office responsible for ignoring the Graven Images Prohibition Commandment, Prego al Cemento, expressed outrage at the US Department of State's "living art" representation of Leonardo da Vinci's The Last Supper, which featured Hillary Clinton and Leon Panetta but without that annoying Christ.

Monday, April 16, 2012

Are you there yet?

The onset of maturity ...
is it when you begin
preferring pie to cake?

Thursday, April 5, 2012

Election 2012

Occasionally, desperate times throw up a savior. These times just throw up.

Sunday, April 1, 2012

Of William Ayers, Barack Obama, and the OccuTards


The brazen sons of bitches
have no use for the Constitution
or the capitalism that makes
possible their generosity with OPM.

I wonder if my generation is the last to know freedom
or if this degeneracy began the moment the republic
was founded and we all die regretting
what we have passed on to our children.
Children, who if they knew, would slit
our throats while we sleep.