Monday, June 25, 2007

Have you seen this man?

This is Sergei Eugenov Potblek. Former high level KGB operative, he is known to be in the USA, advocating for a US pullout from Iraq. As we know, the US needs a pullout like Russia needs a Putin. If you see this man, do not attempt to apprehend him yourself. He is most likely armed and delirious. Contact a TSA agent at your local airport.

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Pig O' My Heart

Anyway, so, the guy's like, "Yeah, but what's the deal with the pig having a wooden leg?"
"Are you kidding?" goes the owner, "No way we'd eat a valuable animal like that all at once!"
Say, are you here with anybody?

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

How to tell if you're an illegal alien

If you can go from being, in the eyes of many, a hated interloper to fellow Islam-fighter simply by getting the right piece of paper, you just might be an illegal alien.

If you are paying part of your wages into someone else’s social security retirement, you might be a wetback.

If you think the Statue of Liberty is holding a roach motel in one hand and a can of Raid aloft, you’re probably an undocumented American.

If you think Obama is black, you’re half right. If you think he’s white, you’re half right. If you can’t understand why he thinks he should be president, you are an illegal immigrant.

If you think feet-dry Latino Cubans are entitled to US citizenry while feet-dry Latino Mexicans are not, you might be a confused, but nonetheless illegal, alien.

Sunday, June 3, 2007

On being able to use a basic brain

This comment from a Dr Ellen is appended to an article that decries the inability of many to use common hand tools.
It could be worse. It IS worse. I have a doctorate in experimental nuclear physics. Can't do that without knowing your way around tools and wires. But I ran away to join the museum and became a curator. The museum director often condescended to me because I knew how to use my hands.
Imagine the wasted human and societal cost of educating a doctor of nuclear physics only to have them run away and join the museum. So you can use a hand tool, hoorah. Pity about that brain.