Oklahoma, where the Lord's fury breezes down the plain,
Where old Elmer Gantry's feelin' right at home
And revival tents keep out the rain.
Oklahoma, Ev'ry night my honey lamb and I
Cringe and gawk and watch the hawks
Killing smaller birds up in the sky.
We are Christian, goddammit,
Screw that creep Mohammed!
And when we say
We're only sayin'
Shove your sharia, desert monkeys!