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He needed it, anyway
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Eulogy
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A little garden fertilizer
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Why not?
TMI, Dolly
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It's made in China?
Argh
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Bummer
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About Me
Gary Cruse
Raised in Texas, lived in Canada and around the US. If that's who you're seeking, you got it.
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Monday, August 8, 2011
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