Tuesday, February 26, 2013
Monday, February 25, 2013
Sunday, February 24, 2013
Revealed: al-Qaeda's 22 tips for dodging drones
5. Postpone goat sex until morning, as an overheated goat gives off excessive infra-red at night, enabling drones to see it.
8. Don't throw rocks at drones. You won't hit it and the rock might injure a jihadist.
11. At night, travel naked and in pairs. Grasp the jihadist in front of you so that the heat signature will be that of a camel.
17. Don't open the door for a "land shark." That is a drone.
On naming a frozen world "Vulcan"
.
Mercury isn't liquid;
Neptune's not so wet;
Uranus isn't brown enough;
You take what you can get.
--- certainly not Dorothy Parker
Mercury isn't liquid;
Neptune's not so wet;
Uranus isn't brown enough;
You take what you can get.
--- certainly not Dorothy Parker
Friday, February 22, 2013
Thursday, February 21, 2013
Tuesday, February 12, 2013
Sunday, February 10, 2013
Monday, February 4, 2013
Ron Paul on Chris Kyle's Death
There once was an old congresscritter
who let out his venom on Twitter.
The pushback he got
from the tweet that he twat
should send the old turd to the shitter.
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