Sunday, February 24, 2013

Revealed: al-Qaeda's 22 tips for dodging drones

5. Postpone goat sex until morning, as an overheated goat gives off excessive infra-red at night, enabling drones to see it.

8. Don't throw rocks at drones. You won't hit it and the rock might injure a jihadist.

11. At night, travel naked and in pairs. Grasp the jihadist in front of you so that the heat signature will be that of a camel.

17. Don't open the door for a "land shark." That is a drone.

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