Porn film permits drop in Los Angeles because new law requires condoms

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We don't 'low bare-backin' here in LA;
facials ain't too likely in our flicks.
If you're thinkin' it's too big a turnoff,
find some other town to fluff your dicks.

And I'm proud to be a porn star from Fontana,
a place where hooters meet and asses clash.
We keep late night internet pulsatin',
so upstandin' folks can watch and send us cash.