Wednesday, February 5, 2014

UN committee said Vatican should ensure children's health care

"I don't feel so good, mom. Can I stay home from school today?"
"No. The church guarantees your health care, so go see Father Grabby."
[Later that day]
"Father Grabby, I feel depressed and have bad dreams."
"You're obviously under spiritual attack. Say ten Hail Marys."
"Can I put my clothes back on now?"

1 comment:

Midnight said...

Just wanted to say hi. True, but sad joke.