"Hey, watch your step, George! What is that anyway?"
"Ah, that just some dog poop, Barack, we got two of 'em, you know."
"Well, I, well, I almost stepped in it. Hold up a second."
"I think I can kick this pile of crap right between the two women and down the hall."
"Don't do that, Barack. Leave it for the SS."
"No, the shit scoopers. They gather all the poop, bag it, and ship it to Kenya."
"What? Well, I, you know, I wondered why there was more dog poop in Kenya than dogs."
"We just started this last year, Barack. The reason there is more poop than dogs in Kenya is 'cause they eat the dogs."
"Huh. Well, yeah. Hunh."