Well, the Ukraine girls really knock me out!
I dig their flat Slav cheeks.
And the Georgian chicks with the way they neck
keep their guys blue-balled for weeks.
I've been all 'round the CIS
where I never thought I'd find
a hot kulak with her skin of chalk
blowing Ivan's Russian mind.
I wish they all could be Yugoslavic,
I'd give my yurt for some Upper Baltic,
thank God they're not all hairy Mongolian girls!