Worried about brain damage from your compact fluorescent?

.

Well, worry no more.

Scientific American sez,

"[Put] a portable AM radio near one that’s on and listen for extra static the closer you get."

Then ask yourself, "Being awash in radio transmissions as I am, how likely is it that the light bulb static I have to strain to hear is less worse for me than the AM radio transmission blaring out the same radio?"

Then, turn off the lamp and go to bed where you will lie awake worrying if you overmarried.