Wednesday, October 22, 2008

The Chinese Tire Valve Blues


The government is investigating more than 1 million Ford Motor Co. vehicles after receiving reports of tires leaking from faulty valve stems made by a Chinese company.
"What seems to be the problem, sir?"
"Wal, I think I got me some Chinese tire valves."
"What makes you think that?"
"Wal, I had me four flats in perfect unison...."
"...I'm gittin' to it. When I put 'em in the trunk..."
"...they tried to annex the spare!"

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