"You mean George Soros isn't behind it all?"
"No, that's what I've been trying to tell you."
"Well, what am I supposed to do with all my emotion-laden conspiratorial fantasies?"
"I don't know, man. You weren't reasoned into them, so you can't be reasoned out of them."
"I'll follow the money, then. It must be going into the pockets of titans. They're doing it. They're George Soros!"
"Uhm, look man..."
"George Soros is subverting this election so he can funnel money to big business!"
"I'm oughtta here..."
"First thing we'll do is cap CEO pay..."