R U a Virus?

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Advice from the FBI on computer fraud:

# Do not provide personal or financial information to anyone who solicits information.

"Honey, how are you?"
Who r u?
"It's mom, sweetie. Did you get my package?"
Who iz mom?
"It's your mother. What's the matter with you?"
Ur no virus?
"No, of course not. Are you having problems with your husband, or something?"
O, mom, I'm so sad. I don't think he respex me anymore.
"Oh, baby. I'm so sorry. I'm going to get off the computer and come right over."
TU, mom. I luv u.
"I love you too, sweetie, and don't let that Richard get you down."
Whooze Richard?
"Your husband, dear. Isn't this Carmella?"
no. I M Suzie.
"Oh, my god. I've got the wrong email address!"
duz that mean ur not coming over?