Wednesday, July 2, 2008

What the FARC?

their plane went down while they were on a drug-monitoring flight
Pilot: Howdy, folks. Welcome aboard this drug monitoring flight.
Passenger: What the hell's a drug monitoring flight?
Pilot: [turning to face passengers] We're going to see how high we can get, man.
Passenger: Oh, my god. It's Tommy Chong! Bail out! Bail out!
Pilot: Is that you, Dave?
Passengers: [in unison] Dave's not here!

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