Thursday, September 11, 2008

Lunch with Barry and Bill


"Bill, I want to thank you for having lunch with me today."
"Don't mention it, Barry. Since Hillary's out on the campaign trail for you, I have a little more time. You don't mind eating at my desk, do you?"
"No, of course not."
"That's fine. Care for a drumstick?"
"That's awfully small. Is it quail?"
"No, it's crow. Eat plenty."
"Ah. Okay."
"Be sure to save room for some pie, though."
"Great! Apple?"
"No, humble. And Hillary wanted me to make sure you take some of this for Joe Biden to eat."
"What is that?"
"She called it her dust."
"This isn't going too well, is it?"
"No. But you can eat some of this..."
"...and die?"
"I think you've got it, now."
"I'll be leaving now."
"Please do."

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