Tuesday, May 20, 2008

It's Just Medicine

New York Times
Virginia law also made it a crime for doctors to perform the prohibited procedure [partial birth abortion] by mistake.
"Alright, Jennifer, push down. Push!"
"Arrrgggh. Ummph. Ooooo."
"Good, that's good. Keep pu.... I see the top of his head!"
"Unhhh. Huugggmmm.... woo woo woo..."
"Okay, Jennifer, I pulling him.... oh my god! I mistakenly cut the baby into three pieces. How could that have happened?"
"I gotta quit sharpening these forceps..."

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